Pedophiles to Start a Political Party

Yup you heard right. Pedophiles in the Netherlands will start their own political party. Their political objectives include lowering the age of sexual relations from 16 to 12, and eventually doing away with an age limit because: a "ban just makes children curious", says party founder Ad van den Berg. Other objectives include allowing child pornography and bestiality.

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